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INTERNET ART AND POETRY "BOOKS" BY VERNON HOWL:::

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// Actor Joseph Gordon-Levitt pretty much butchers Nirvana, proves to be a douche: Introducing the ACTOR AS MUSICIAN FAIL SCALE™, a new system of evaluation by Vernon Howl [8.25.11] //

// Wilfred vs. Louie: FX is getting it right by being weird, but Louie is overrated [8.19.11] //

// Social media handles: Who owns identity? A Blog Post of Note, featuring Ween, Weezer and Peter King [7.6.11] //

// A review of Google+ [7.1.11] //

// The South Park Rothko: Any significant meaning? (And other thoughts re South Park and Apple Computers) [5.5.11] //

// Humanity is fucked*: Why 'everyone' is in denial about what it is they 'like' re Rebecca Black's "Friday" [3.24.11] //

// Controversy: Is the music playing in the "background" on Padma Lakshmi's website [www.padmalakshmi.com] the same music used in the film 'Synecdoche, New York'? [3.18.11] //

// A political blog post that is not about politics [3.10.11] //

// The Charlie Sheen Meme Machine broke last night [3.6.11] //

// ~640-word track-by-track 'review' / synopsis of Daniel Johnston's 'Hi How Are You' [3.5.11] //

// Justin Bieber got booed last night at the Knicks game: Why is he so hated? (The death of irony is closer than ever before) [2.3.11] //

// Jack White now officially irrelevant [2.2.11] //

// On Bon Jovi's first four album covers (specifically 'Slippery When Wet' and 'New Jersey') [1.27.11] //

// On Bon Jovi's first four album covers (with a greater concentration on 'Slippery When Wet' and 'New Jersey') [1.27.11] //

// Palin Breath: Not the name of my new comedic heavy metal band (or so YOU think) [1.13.11] //

// Game over, A&E's 'Hoarders' wins [1.11.11] //

// People are using 1.11.11 as a 'major' date for [things], or Only now we can blog [1.11.11] //

// The thing about the "0 Views" Tumblr [12.8.10] //

// The "Billy Joel / World of Warcraft," umm, mashup (?) that we've all been waiting for [12.3.10] //

// BREAKING: Nude Miley Cyrus pics and what they really mean [12.2.10] //

// The thing about Katy Perry [12.1.10] //

// All Day (so long as the day is only 71 minutes long and has a working internet connection): A review of the new Girl Talk [11.24.10] //

// On Kristin Cavallari [11.22.10] //

// Bathroom weed, pancakes and Guided by Voices at Terminal 5: Setlist, pics and bathroom weed [11.8.10] //

// The joy of the kooky lateral play [10.20.10] //

// I have a big problem with Danon Light & Fit's Yogurt "Give Hope with Every Cup" Breast Cancer Fund-Raising Campaign: An Open Letter to the Danone Group [10.15.10] //

// Music today, music now: Poop-covered fishes unite! [8.16.10] //

// Is 'The Wire' overrated? (and other thoughts re life re post-iPhone 4) [8.16.10] //

// Why Miles lost 'Work of Art' (only on Bravo!) and an opinion on how the show could be better [8.13.10] //

// Everyone? For real? What about this llama shitting on your face? You must have a great memory, LeBron James [8.7.10] //

// Between generations [8.4.10] //

// Introduction to 'On the critique of popular music: Why this? Why that? Well, why not?' (A retro, unfinished production) [8.4.10] //

// An experiment in bloggery [7.28.10] //

// We live in public: The perils of Eggplant Butt Death (The Mark Prindle Story) [7.23.10] //

// The internet is not scary [7.18.10] //

// "It Takes an Attenuation Problem of Whatever to Force Us to Deliver" [7.16.10] //

// Math and cookies [7.14.10] //

// Roscoe the bedbug-sniffing dog sent me an email [7.12.10] //

// Like being killed when you're dead [7.9.10] //

// On Prince [7.7.10] //

// On a few words Tom Petty said one time, the state of music in general [7.2.10] //

// Shaman or Shakira? [7.2.10] //

// A Collection of Lionel Richie fan art [6.30.10] //

// Soccer is a fucking disgrace [6.28.10] //

// Memories of Burger King [6.18.10] //

// Guilty pleasures are real: The curse of the 'UST' [6.10.10] //

// MP3s: On 5 albums I bought for 99¢ at Vintage Vinyl [6.9.10] //

// Minor League Baseball: A fun day for the whole family [6.1.10] //

//Tilapia burrito blogger [5.28.10] //

// How many cliché and disparate images can Big Boi squeeze into his new video, "Shutterbug"? [5.27.10] //

// FREE [5.26.10] //

// A blog post about my attempts to meditate naked [5.12.10] //

// Assessing the human condition for less than minimum wage [3.16.10] //

// Same as it ever was [2.25.10] //

// The IRL theoretic street of concrete reality: We are all Stormwing [2.23.10] //

// Ween albums visualized as randomly changing website masthead / menu [2.19.10] //

// From JaneDear Girls to Discovery, I must be a fucking idiot [2.18.10] //

// Chatroulette! is NOT the New Entertainment: An Exclusive VERNON HOWL Review [2.15.10] //

// My Hitler Vortex: What's Buzz got to do, got to do with it? [2.11.10] //

// Bon Iver and Tim Tebow: Missing the point [1.27.10] //

// My Advanced Hero: Andy [WK] [1.14.10] {w/ Regular updates} //

// Dust Clouds: Content is easier to create, and sometimes weirder, and that means ______ [1.12.10] //

// On the Anti-Wikipedia Faction [1.7.10] //

// Piero Scaruffi: Datahead, no soul [11.20.09] //

// On Monboddo, indirectly [11.18.09] //

// What do our Billboard #1 albums say about American culture? [11.17.09] //

// Jim and Pam have no chemistry on the popular television show 'The Office' [11.6.09] //

// On time wasted, sports [11.5.09] //

// Jon Gosselin's Shirt: Director's Cut [11.4.09] //

// "No Homo" is gay [11.4.09] //

// Does Baseball = Self-Loathing? [11.1.09] //

// Google is like Led Zep (only better) [10.29.09] //

// Is Rhyming Dead? [10.22.09] //

// New Brunswick Riverwalk: Does graffiti make a sound if only crackheads see it? [10.18.09] //

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A Character Named Ernest
The Death of Weird Hero
The King of Unfinished Things
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22. Oliver
23. Kwamena
24. Travis
25. Marvin
26. Juju
27. Landon
28. Ted
29. Cane
30. Dexter

serialized digi-art:

FETUSES (est. 2009)

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FAKE ALBUMS (2010)

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THE REAL GIRLS OF CHATROULETTE COUNTY (2010)

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GOO SUGGESTIONS (2010)

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5.27.10 - Ocean Grove
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5.29.10 - Egg Harbor City
5.30.10 - Meat Town
5.31.10 - Hoboken
6.1.10 - Somerset

Every photo in every set listed above is available for purchase as an exclusive #'d print from the photog: Vernon {current price is $12.50 so gettum while the gettumz is good}. LINK TO BUY.

Links to every piece of art w/ details, prices and availability:

-Bird > Man
-Breath(e)
-Bon Iver
-Bono
-Bulb. Goat. Trophy.
-Crass Plane
-eBert
-"Experiments"
-Flag
-Footchrist
-Grand Vagina
-I Am the ISB
-iTunes DJx
-Jesus...
-My License
-The Nazi
-P.F.B.F.
-Photography
-Plaster Guy
-A Salamander...
-What is Life?
-World War 3G

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