G-400-34XFH



9.03.10

RUN: GYMSTYLE (6.25 miles): 1:01:11



RUN SONG MVP MP3: Bernard Szajner - "The Memory"

NOTES: Something stopped the Venetian blinds from starting a blog on a Tumblr. And it wasn't the pending hurricane or fears about the future. The Venetian blinds were, by very definition, unsure of themselves. And that is no way to be with aspirations of writing an intriguing blog.

GYMSTYLE - PREVIOUS SCORES
09.03.10 - 1:01:11 [6.25 mi.]
07.07.10 - 24:07 [3.0 mi.]
07.08.10 - 35:38 [4.0 mi.]
07.13.10 - 27:38 [3.0 mi.]
07.21.10 - 55:04 [6.0 mi.]
08.10.10 - 42:00 [4.2 mi.]
08.12.10 - 31:10 [4.0 mi.]


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*MP3 available for a limited time only.

D4-44F-WC6T



9.2.10

RUN: Robot Patriot (4.1 miles):



RUN SONG MVP MP3: Department of Eagles - "Phantom Other"

NOTES: The heat swallowed me whole. Inside the backroom getting hotter and hotter, until it and I became the monster's teeth. And it chattered in mock chilliness. That it chattered at all was as devious as the decision to eat my human offering in the first place. And the heat, now my friend, sighed with me, allowing our dual-breath to somehow cool us into a non-sleep fatigue which made death not horrendous at all.

ROBOT PATRIOT - ALL-TIME HIGH SCORES
09.02.10 - 20:40

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"Creativity is hot again"

9.2.10: Actual words written in an email by an actual person. I work in an environment where I am "connected" to actual people who write things like that. Personally, I don't know when or if creativity wasn't "hot." I can't imagine that period; pre-human maybe? I know I'd like to have more time on my hands, especially recently. For a creative vacation? Sure. Feel like a dog in a circle, mechanical rabbits abound.

Gotta catch the rabbit, be the be.

PRP1-31-300XCV



9.1.10

RUN: Birdtron (2.6 miles): 20:40



RUN SONG MVP MP3: Reatards - "Pretty Baby"

NOTES: The more focused individual did a breaststroke in the pool. The pool was several buildings and rooms with a musty smell. There was no noted visual evidence of water damage, but then again the less focused individual did not feel like he could be bothered to legitimately search.

In the basement, the largest, strangest thing was covered by a large, strange, almost rubber-looking giant garbage bag. From underneath it the bad things and smells emerged: both individuals knew this, at least.

BIRDTRON - ALL-TIME HIGH SCORES
09.01.10 - 20:40

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To watch the bunnies jump, to be young again, if only just in spirit, and if only just today


8.27.10: Sorry yall if I've been a little uber-emotional on the ole blog this afternoon. I'm going through some personal changes IRL; in many ways you could say I'm "becoming a man" and the transition hasn't necessarily been smooth.

Sometimes I wish I was a child in a random gymnasium being used on a weekend for something atypical (like above), but when I watch that video I don't see a lot of kids. I see a lot of serious-looking adults.

And so, yeah, everything is fucked. Sorry if that blog post title sounded optimistic.

wait


8.27.10: Hi. Mr. Blogman McBloggerson here. Would it kill you to know that the previous blog post was all--what we call in the blog biz--hyperbole? And not even authentic hyperbole? Truth is I am actually a right-wing power blog super player. I have my cock in all the right asses. I get paid to fire up contrarian thought; it's a very sexy job.

But honest to God--and this is going to feel sooo good--I don't know what any of it even means. Contrarian thought? Hyperbole? Semi-colons? WHAT??? I'm coming clean because life is too short. I'm really just one of the stupids, one of the festering dots in crazyville. And you are one of those dots too.

That's what's so funny about these modern times. The only way we can defeat them (them = really: whoever you want "them" to be, could be a "Sarah Palin" or an "Obama" or "Mom" or "evil gym teacher Mr. Peterson" or "[insert your rival hispter Brooklyn band]") is through absurdism ("absurdism"). The fucking Yes Men have the right idea, on paper at least. They might be too interested in "fostering change" to really matter in terms of my version of the NCA.

NCA is New Church of the Absurd. Forget that acronym immediately.

This is what's going to be so liberating about my Christian Rock career. It is the most absurd thing I can think to do.

So look out for my debut Christian Rock album. It's coming this Christmas Day. And you really will have to look. It will not be linked to on here. It will be primarily a Facebook thing, and it will be under my real name. It will be like, whoa here's this dude who (as far as "they" know) has had NO internet presence and now he is a 30 year old Christian Rock recording artist and he is friending me because we dated in high school and now he wants me to DL this shit WHATTTT?!

Of course, the right thing, the more absurd thing, would be to not do anything of this. Turn off the computer/life all together.

glenn bekkk and sara palinkkk can go get fukkked

8.27.10: I mean, you don't have to be "liberal" at all to get it, right? We're past all that right? (I'm trying to talk [write @?] the non-crazy people, btw.) Take a long walk off a short plank or something. This isn't difficult. And that they are fucking calling their fucking rally "non-political"? What is that noise? It's this type of insanity that makes me want to bludgeon baby sea otters with bare knuckle fist while simultaneously performing simpopito (the ritualistic hammering of rusty nails into one's own thigh: something that, yes, I just made up but it's all still [in many ways] less crazy than the crazyvilles), because why not? Go have your little crazyville rallies, I seriously don't care. Does anyone care? No one cares. The media likes to hop on these shindigs cuz whatever (Ad Salez?) but in reality there is so few of you small stupid insecure people. What? 50,000? A 100 thou? Pleez nigga. That's a fucking a Phish festival. Call me when you got a millie, you fucktwats. Soon, when I am a Christian Rock recording artist, I will take all your money. Because better it be in my pocket than the pockets of these monsters. I have seen the light. Hallelujah! I have seen the light.


Don't piss off momma sea otter. I done did. And now there is hell to pay. Soon I will know the perfect minor key to write my first Christian Rock power ballad. And it will be spectacular. Lord knows that it will slay.

...


Spritin Init 2010.

DS-300-TRE



8.26.10 (The Final Journey, Part I)

RUN: Bluejay (6.0 miles): 52:13*



RUN SONG MVP MP3: - EVERY SONG IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WORLD THESE LAST 9 MONTHS, THANK U

NOTES: It could have been better. Every single day. And that is saying something. He climbed the treehouse ladder with a moderate amount of regret. The view up there was cloudy.

BLUEJAY - ALL-TIME HIGH SCORES
06.16.10 - 50:24*
05.12.10 - 51:15*
08.11.10 - 51:24*
05.20.10 - 52:10
08.26.10 - 52:13*
06.08.10 - 52:18
06.28.10 - 52:56
06.21.10 - 53:10
03.29.10 - 53:34
04.15.10 - 53:54
03.17.10 - 54:25
04.20.10 - 54:40*
04.06.10 - 54:48
04.02.10 - 56:10*
07.06.10 - 57:36

*in reverse


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BLUEJAY

TVHG covers R. STEVIE

8.25.10: Looks like this won't be included on the all-star tribute album jam. Naturally. We wouldn't want it any other way. This was literally put together in 26 minutes. The video took 12. It's just what we do around here.

New Art [NOT FOR SALE / RESALE / CONSUMPTION of ANY KIND]

8.26.10: Two new pieces by Vernon Howl. Curated here for your amusement.


Abstro. 2010, 100 x 130 pix.


Untitled Modern Loneliness. 2010, (originally dimensions) 871 x 577 pix.

Post #1,300: A link to something about Atari

8.25.10: Here. What a good point. I can remember Atari and not just fake-remember for internet/nostalgia purposes. But honest to god, never thought of that angle.

Finally


8.25.10: Everything about this song is perfect! The contradiction, the twang, the super cheesed out melody! I love it I love it I love it! Even an awful band name / handle: Trade Martin!? So great. We really do have to stop that mosque.

"We have freedom of religion, I understand." -Trade Martin (Unless of course you are referring to the time you do not understand, which just happens to be IN the fucking song where you just said that. America FUCK YEAH!)

Hitler is just a buzz word

"Hitler is just a buzz word. Which is actually part of my problem with him saying it in such a blithe way. In a weird way, by equating policy disagreements with a genocidal egomaniac, you’re actually disrespecting Hitler. You’re actually bringing his evil down to the level of the mundane, which we should never do. Obama is Hitler because he created a consumer protection agency? C’mon." -Michael Ian Black
Planets


Sun
Mercury

Quality of napkin

8.24.10: OK, obviously if there were a star-system for napkin quality, WaWa would get 1.5 stars and Burger King would get 1.0 stars (so dangerously close to 0.5, Burger King). But there is not. Should I do a startup for like, like, like, like I could market it as the 'Yelp of napkin control quality.' Speaking of this (not speaking of this) I am reminded of the fine GBV song below, and that it is less than 3 months away from their NY City show. On a sadder, marginally related note, why the hell does my Last.fm always play "Hold on Hope" as their GBV streaming choice? I actually don't hate that song, but (~) six times a week? That is too much "Hold on Hope!"

LOL Brady


8.24.10: Via KSK.

I am tired, but not too tired to predict the future with a reasonable amount of accuracy as it pertains to the critique of low-budget (relatively speaking) science fiction feature films

Christmas on Mars

SCORE: 6.709 / 9.000
YEAR: 2008
POSTED: 08/2010








Click here for information on the scoring system as well as a full list of critiqued movies w/ condensed one-sentence reviews.

I am tired. 45 minutes into watching this last night I fell asleep. I liked that the air was finally cool, and having the windows open did not just let in the humid creepiness. I really enjoyed the 45 minutes I saw of this feature film directed and written by and starring Flaming Lips front man Wayne Coyne. I know when I finish watching it tonight (if I can stay awake) it will get a 6.709 out of 9. I know. I know.

There is great sound editing and weirdness (to be expected) but also great visuals and acting (possibly unexpected). This is basically an experimental film with narrative, as opposed to a narrative film with experimental elements. If it were the latter it would probably have garnered a lower 6. Don't ask me to explain that.

Basically it was better (both more enjoyable and more professionally made) than I was expecting. For those with no expectations or different expectations I can only assume watching this movie will provoke alternative feelings. And that is life.

Cool cameos by SNL's Fred Armisen, and the guy from Blues Clues, yes the original guy from Blues Clues who wore the striped shirt. Supposedly Adam Goldberg of "I wanna dance" Dazed and Confused fame is in it too, but alas: I fell asleep. I am tired.

I am not tired of life, though sometimes I feel like I am. I conceived album art for a project called 'Cyberwalrus' yesterday. I photoshopped LeVar Burton's Star Trek: The Next Generation future sunglasses onto the face of a walrus; that's going to be the album cover.

In other news, in about one month I will begin my Christian rock career in earnest. This lo-fi weirdo pop thing is not working.

Characters in this film are not constant. Like life, it's just a lot of flowing interactions. The importance of which is left to the viewer to decide. Will the girl and the heavyhanded embryo imagery from the beginning of the movie return when I resume watching tonight? I don't know. And that is great.

*****


The following has been vol. XIX of CINÉ DICTAMEN, the TVHG movie review series. If you have any comments, questions, corrections, etc., or would like to have your own opinion published on this very site, let us know.

Summer Cover Jam of the Summer

8.23.10: Best cover of the summer, or best cover of all-time?

David Shrigley


8.23.10: An example of high art (more).

Mad Man Season 4, Episode 5 {Random Thoughts}

8.23.10: The audience got the first glimpse of Don (sort of) regaining his composure/mojo, but it came at the expense of another lesser episode, the 2nd straight. One of the major flaws is that, with the divorce, the writers are having a difficult time handling Betty. I'm beginning to agree with the opinion that she is a one-note character, and not a very well acted note at that.

Last night her scenes were almost unbearable; it's becoming a real problem and I feel stupid for not realizing it sooner. She still seems to have a little something going with Don, but her "interactions" with the new fam are downright unbearable; the line "I want him dead" was a rare combination of horrible writing/acting rarely seen on the show. (Although kudos to the child actor portraying Sally Draper, who almost single-handily restores relevance to a lot of these scenes. She is downright creepy at times.)

The episode did pick up a little steam when they finally got back to, you know, focusing on the world of advertising. Although, two more beefs about this: The new character (I forgot his name) of Don's "rival"? Out of nowhere and a little cheesy, I thought. And Roger's racism (though not out of character) was a bit over-the-top; that could've been handled better.

Don's conversation with the lady doctor (who, by the way, is still hanging around the office for some unknown reason: I thought she was just a hired gun for the Ponds' account?), his conversation with her and his quick admission that is life is basically fucked up showed or at least hinted at Don's willingness to give "actually talking about himself" a chance. In a way, I hope they never hook up, because I'm not sure Don nailing her won't come off as a completely telegraphed, symbolic moment of his "comeback."

And now a quick note on Don's new secretary: Yes, she is funny, but I find her inclusion totally out of whack with the past standards of the show. Since when did Mad Men need an Urkel? And yes, I get that she is acting as the antithesis (punishment?) of/for Don's previous relationship with Allison, but come on. This act is going to get old fast if it hasn't already.

All and all, last night's ep was much more comedic than most. Campbell's interactions with Sterling ("Christ on a cracker!") were intentionally unintentionally hilarious (if that makes any sense). Generally, I found the Honda plot line enjoyable though, like I mentioned before, there was something off about Don's new "rival."

On a personal note, I'm not still not sure what I'm doing with my life. The fact that I forgot about Peggy telling Campbell about having the baby is unforgivable (by blogger recap standards). I should probably just retire from Mad Men blogging all together.

I also kind of hate criticizing the show. I suppose the bar set as high as it is, and given that they want to take this show up to 1970 (8 seasons?), there was bound to be a dip in quality over time. The creator can't write every single episode. Still, I wish I could just chill and enjoy it more. I kind of wish my blog would just go away. My blog is like a stray cat that I can't stop feeding.

Speaking of which, blogging will be super light. So, my three or four loyal readers out there: I apologize. Take care of yourself as I sort out some IRL-transitional stuff, and come mid-September we should be back in the bloggle (blog-saddle) again. (via Steven Tyler.)

FD-45-100XCW



8.23.10

RUN: Evil Bird (2.7 miles): N/A (approx 1.75 mi)^



RUN SONG MVP MP3: Pere Ubu - "Cry Cry Cry"

NOTES: Hanging by a literal thread: the robot cliffhanger and the formable juices of a spider. There they were on the architecture of Mount Everest, one million years in the future. That they (NWO) settled on an arcade and not a roller-coaster on the metal jut attached to the boulder at the apex meant nothing to the arachnid and little bot, not in their current precarious now. No, no time to even wonder why this new little buddy spun a web to save the metal machine climber in the first place. Such is life one million years in the future.


EVIL BIRD - ALL-TIME HIGH SCORES
05.15.10 - 20:18
06.24.10 - 20:52
06.04.10 - 20:59*
05.11.10 - 21:03*
06.14.10 - 21:30*
04.30.10 - 21:54*
07.20.10 - 22:01
03.28.10 - 22:01*
05.05.10 - 22:05*
04.10.10 - 22:15
06.27.10 - 22:30
03.27.10 - 22:48
03.15.10 - 22:55*
07.28.10 - 23:10

*Reverse
^Rain (shortened)

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Baby aardvarks

FR1-23100-OD



8.20.10

RUN: JFK-Lobo (4.8 miles): 40:39



RUN SONG MVP MP3: Sigur Rós - "Sæglópur"

NOTES: One's immortality begins to crumble the minute he starts to watch MTV non-stop in his 30s. He or she is assured to pass over into a state of perpetual nothingness and in some ways (many?) that is superior to immortality.

JFK-LOBO - ALL-TIME HIGH SCORES
06.11.10 - 38:50
04.28.10 - 38:57
08.04.10 - 39:35
05.24.10 - 40:38*
08.20.10 - 40:39
07.10.10 - 40:55
05.15.10 - 41:15
06.02.10 - 41:54
05.04.10 - 42:45
07.05.10 - 44:24**
06.01.10 - PPD

*ran in reverse

**98,000 degrees F.

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JFK-LOBO

Mannequin 3

8.20.10: Is this an epically savvy viral marketing plot by a small business in Austin, or the meme-attempt of some art-minded local youths?

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